"Yes, I do have a loyalty card." "Can I see it?" "No." "...Why not?" "It's at home." "Then I'm afraid you can't use it, sir." "That's fine; it's a WH Smith card anyway ... Well, you *did* ask."
I get shown all sorts of cards at work. The amount of people who think that the RSPB and the various wildlife trusts are the same organisation is just astounding. Or National Trust - they think that card will get them anywhere! Haven't seen any gym membership cards yet though. One day it will happen.
"Yes, I do have a loyalty card."
ReplyDelete"Can I see it?"
"No."
"...Why not?"
"It's at home."
"Then I'm afraid you can't use it, sir."
"That's fine; it's a WH Smith card anyway ... Well, you *did* ask."
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I get shown all sorts of cards at work. The amount of people who think that the RSPB and the various wildlife trusts are the same organisation is just astounding. Or National Trust - they think that card will get them anywhere! Haven't seen any gym membership cards yet though. One day it will happen.
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